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Q Why did the jellybean go to from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Q. Why did the jellybean go to school? A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

Q What did one math book say from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Man I got a lot of problems!

TEACHER Can anybody give an example of from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

Teacher What is the formula for water from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: What is the formula for water ? George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ? George: Sure, you said H to O !

Caspar I was the teachers pet last from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Caspar: I was the teacher's pet last year. Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.

Science teacher What happened when electricity was from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered? Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

Principal Do you do your homeworkKid Now from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Principal: Do you do your homework? Kid: Now & Then Principal: Where do you do it? Kid: Here & There Principal: Put him in the closet!!! Kid: Hey, When will I get out? Principal: Oh, sooner or later

Mother Why are you home from school from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Mother: "Why are you home from school so early?" Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh, really? What was the question? Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal?"

Pupil The art teacher doesnt like what from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Pupil: The art teacher doesn't like what I'm making ? Dad: Why is that, what are you making ? Pupil: Mistakes !

Teacher Fred Im glad to see your from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: Fred, I'm glad to see your writing has improved. Pupil: Thank you Teacher: Now I can see how bad your spelling is though !

Teacher Name two pronouns Pupil Who me from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: Name two pronouns ? Pupil: Who ?, me ?

Teacher Why have you got cotton wool from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection ? Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

Teacher Can you tell me something important from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: Can you tell me something important that didn't exist 100 years ago ? Pupil: Me !

Teacher In music if f means forte from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: In music, if "f" means "forte", what does "ff" mean ? Pupil: Eighty

Teacher You seem very well read have from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read Shakespeare ? Pupil: No Teacher: What have you read then ? Pupil: Umm, I've got red hair !

Teacher In what part of the world from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: In what part of the world are the people most ignorant ? Pupil: Hong Kong Teacher: Why do you say that ? Pupil: That's where the atlas says the population is most dense !

Teacher I wished you would pay a from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: I wished you would pay a little attention Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can !

Teacher Whats the longest word in the from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: What's the longest word in the English language ? Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Teacher Fred can you find me Australia from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on the map please ? Pupil: There it is Teacher: Now, Louise, who discovered Australia ? Pupil: Fred did !

Teacher I want you to tell me from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil: Life imprisonment !